i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating


(via notfrom-mars)


the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(Source: catesstrophe, via thegirlwithnomiddlename)


the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(via edwardspoonhands)

Sorry I can’t hear you over my pro Tumblr status.

In case you missed it, Frozen won.